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Cross-dressing is fairly common among heterosexual men, but only you can decide if his preferences are too uncomfortable for you.
Now, all you have to do is catch your prey. What's happening is that many men have migrated to a middle ground where the cues traditionally used to pigeonhole sexual orientation -- hair, clothing, voice, body language -- are more and more ambiguous. Gay vagueness affects both straight and gay men. You are especially proud of your choice in underwear and enjoy the fact that no one wants to sit next to you on the subway.
Gay vagueness affects both straight and gay men.